Archive for the ‘Tip of the Iceberg’ Category

TIGER KILLS TOTAL MORON IN SAN FRANCISCO

December 27, 2007

12/25/07

OPEN UP THE DARWIN AWARDS. On xmas day, three morons went to the zoo, and two apparently linked arms with the third, who stood between the fence and the actual edge of the tiger pit, and threw down pine cones and sticks to harass the tiger. The tiger, fully justified, leaped up and grabbed onto the third moron, and the other two pulled up both tiger and the third moron. The tiger then killed the teasing idiot, and scratched the other two, who retreated 300 yards it is said. However, the tiger followed the blood trail and was about to kill the other two morons, when police shot the tiger with their pistols. A total waste of a good tiger’s life.

The weeping parents were shown on tv . I weep for the tiger. There is a basic rule in zoos –

‘ DON’T MESS WITH TIGERS! ‘

Note: it is unclear which guy helped  the other(s) and which provoked the tiger.

But it was not the tiger’s fault, either way. She was doing what tigers do.

Jon-Erik Beckjord, MBA, Mensa Member

monsterfinder@gmail.com

INTERNATIONAL NAME YOUR TEDDY MUHAMMED WEEK

December 1, 2007

In honor of the teacher in the Sudan who was sentenced to 15 days in jail

for letting her class name a teddy bear Muhammed , I hereby declare 

the week of Dec 1-7  to be INTERNATIONAL  NAME YOUR TEDDY MUHAMMED

WEEK. Buy a teddy bear, name it Muhammed and put it on your mantel, or rename

existing teddy bears with the new name.

 There is no evidence “Allah” exists,  nor that Muhammed was a prophet  of a real,

existing God.

 

You can also name your teddy Jesus, Krishna, Buddha, etc.  Any true God will not care.

 

Jon-Erik Beckjord, agnostic.    

 monsterfinder@gmail.com

WHAT GEN PETRAEUS FORGETS ABOUT IRAQ

September 11, 2007

AS SOON AS WE (FINALLY) withdraw,  in 2-5 years, and actually leave 100%,

the insurgents, the Sunnis, the Shiites , those backed by Iran, Al Qeada,  and all the rest will

pop out of their holes and go at it ALL OVER AGAIN.  WHOM ARE WE FOOLING BESIDES OURSELVES?

THE MIDDLE EAST IS AN ENDLESS STEW OF VIOLENCE.  GET OUT NOW, AND BRING OUR SUPPORTERS WITH US. too many tribes, versions of Islam,  to ever be a democracy.

JON-ERIK BECKJORD ,  PUNDIT.   925-385-0422

ANTI-WAR KETCH NEEDS BACKERS FOR SF BAY

July 20, 2007
katch

  Help us get a dock for this ketch.

Donations accepted.

 Jon-Erik Beckjord, skipper

925-385-0422

Anti-War Schooner on SF Bay for minimal funding

June 2, 2007

The Anti-War Schooner Group has plan to obtain a sailing schooner, paint  END THE WAR slogans  on  the hull and sails, and to sail on the SF Bay  with disabled vets aboard.

See the concept at http://www.beckjord.com

We have now found a  46 ft  vessel with two masts, sails, and a new diesel engine

and a cold-formed  plex-fibreglas hull, for a mere $25K. A ketch which we will convert to a schooner.

We seek your help to obtain this boat, refit her, repaint her and put her on the Bay.

We accept straight donations or tax-free donations via our umbrella org. which is

a non-profit foundation. If you wish to assist, state whether you need a tax deduction

or not. Contact us at monsterfinder@gmail.com  or  925-385-0422

Or via Paypal —  go to http://www.paypal.com/  and use our other email as recipient

rudyrudy3@comcast.net

     We need to end this war and every counter Bush promo item we can use will help.

Donors will always be welcome aboard.

                                Jon-Erik Beckjord,MBA

The TIP of the ICEBERG Rule

June 2, 2007

Here it  is:  

            Most of an iceberg is underwater. Common knowledge. Maybe 10% shows  above water.

In human society I find that if  several people complain or raise an issue,  say 10, that another 100

would like to, but do not know where to write or call, or else are too timid to speak out, but they do

agree. So if 100 speak out, 100,000 agree.  If 100,000, then 1,000,000   etc.

                                               If the train air is too hot, and ten say so, then another 100 or so, agree. 

                                                  Jon-Erik Beckjord, MBA, social critic