Archive for the ‘physics’ Category

TIGER KILLS TOTAL MORON IN SAN FRANCISCO

December 27, 2007

12/25/07

OPEN UP THE DARWIN AWARDS. On xmas day, three morons went to the zoo, and two apparently linked arms with the third, who stood between the fence and the actual edge of the tiger pit, and threw down pine cones and sticks to harass the tiger. The tiger, fully justified, leaped up and grabbed onto the third moron, and the other two pulled up both tiger and the third moron. The tiger then killed the teasing idiot, and scratched the other two, who retreated 300 yards it is said. However, the tiger followed the blood trail and was about to kill the other two morons, when police shot the tiger with their pistols. A total waste of a good tiger’s life.

The weeping parents were shown on tv . I weep for the tiger. There is a basic rule in zoos –

‘ DON’T MESS WITH TIGERS! ‘

Note: it is unclear which guy helped  the other(s) and which provoked the tiger.

But it was not the tiger’s fault, either way. She was doing what tigers do.

Jon-Erik Beckjord, MBA, Mensa Member

monsterfinder@gmail.com

I’LL TAKE DR KAKU OVER BLOGGERS ON PARALLEL UNIVERSES & UFOS

June 2, 2007

A “blooger” named Roberts  (bad blogger)  has all sorts of criticisms of Kaku’s idea

based on what he feels “ought” to be the structure  of ufos  from different eras.

What he fails to get is that wormholes can connect with all sorts of odd possible

universes where time is not our time, and rational plans differ from ours. The blooger

also ignores the imput of our minds on a forming shape shifting visiting  ufo.

Anything goes!

                                      Jon-Erik Beckjord