Archive for the ‘murder’ Category

TIGER KILLS TOTAL MORON IN SAN FRANCISCO

December 27, 2007

12/25/07

OPEN UP THE DARWIN AWARDS. On xmas day, three morons went to the zoo, and two apparently linked arms with the third, who stood between the fence and the actual edge of the tiger pit, and threw down pine cones and sticks to harass the tiger. The tiger, fully justified, leaped up and grabbed onto the third moron, and the other two pulled up both tiger and the third moron. The tiger then killed the teasing idiot, and scratched the other two, who retreated 300 yards it is said. However, the tiger followed the blood trail and was about to kill the other two morons, when police shot the tiger with their pistols. A total waste of a good tiger’s life.

The weeping parents were shown on tv . I weep for the tiger. There is a basic rule in zoos –

‘ DON’T MESS WITH TIGERS! ‘

Note: it is unclear which guy helpedĀ  the other(s) and which provoked the tiger.

But it was not the tiger’s fault, either way. She was doing what tigers do.

Jon-Erik Beckjord, MBA, Mensa Member

monsterfinder@gmail.com

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FALSE CLAIMS OF VIOLENCE ON BIGFOOT EXPEDITION

November 18, 2007

In Sept, I held an expedition to the Sierras with a person I knew,(who dropped out at last minute) and with another that had told me that she had had many mental-hold arrests and was suicidal, even a former crack addict. She came from Happy Camp,CA, and I wanted to test whether a psychotic person would attract Bigfoot. (She did). However, she freaked out twice, and did 6 hrs of 110 decibel screaming, and hit me with a shovel. I left to protect myself, and she later claimed I had had hit her many times with a heavy, 3 cell, police flashlight weighing 3 lbs. At Jackson Hospital they found no marks and no bruises, and the police dismissed her claims. I never touched her. Later, other people she knew tipped me off that in the 70s, she had killed her own father and got off by an insanity plea. In Coalinga, CA. She revealed to me his name. Thomas Raymond B*ker.

She is now persisting in raving on her website in all CAPS letters, that I had hit her many times. There were no bruises then, nor now, except in her mind. I never touched her, I repeat. She has four kids, is divorced, and lost the kids. She lives in Happy Camp,CA and is 45, and her name is Tara B*ker H*uki. Not a good person to go camping with.

Jon-Erik Beckjord 925-385-0422