Archive for the ‘irritating human behavior’ Category

HILLARY HAS CHEEK IMPLANTS – WATCH HER ON TV

February 10, 2008

False face = false candidateAndy Wharhol used a wig, Little Richard uses a wig and is bald. Hillary

has cheekbone implants. In Hillary’s case, her left side implant moves up and a down,

and is larger than the one on the right side (her right side).

If this is false about Hillary, what else may she be putting over on us??

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MOVIE REVIEW-Atonement

December 30, 2007

This film may be well-acted, but it is very UNPLEASANT.

LOTS OF GORE, AND WAR, AND STUPID POST-VICTORIAN MORALS.

It is long, and nasty, and has few nice moments. Our hero was caught scr*wing

an older sister, by the younger sister, who then  may or may not have faked

having sex with the man, causing him to be arrested (where were the lawyers?)

for underage sex. He then accepted a deal to go in the Brit. army in lieu of staying in jail,

(bad choice). Much of the film is about Dunkirk and much misery. I walked out.

It was NOT FUN.  Arms and legs getting chopped off, etc.

DO NOT SEE IT.  Unless you are atoning for some sin.

Jon-Erik Beckjord

MOVIE REVIEW – 3:10 TO Yuma – bad ending

December 1, 2007

While the movie has lots of action, and Russell Crowe is great, the ending

leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Our “Willing suspension of disbelief” is violated when the gang leader identifies with his captor so much (Stockholm Syndrome) that when he gets free, he SHOOTS HIS OWN GANG that got him free and then jumps on the train and surrenders his guns, and walks behind bars as the train leaves. Surrrrrrre….this is contrary to all common sense. Then the director blows it further when the gang leader (Crowe) whistles to his horse to follow the train at the ending credits,hinting an escape..so if he does, where is his gang? –Dead.

Yuck and phooey.

Jon-Erik Beckjord

INTERNATIONAL NAME YOUR TEDDY MUHAMMED WEEK

December 1, 2007

In honor of the teacher in the Sudan who was sentenced to 15 days in jail

for letting her class name a teddy bear Muhammed , I hereby declare 

the week of Dec 1-7  to be INTERNATIONAL  NAME YOUR TEDDY MUHAMMED

WEEK. Buy a teddy bear, name it Muhammed and put it on your mantel, or rename

existing teddy bears with the new name.

 There is no evidence “Allah” exists,  nor that Muhammed was a prophet  of a real,

existing God.

 

You can also name your teddy Jesus, Krishna, Buddha, etc.  Any true God will not care.

 

Jon-Erik Beckjord, agnostic.    

 monsterfinder@gmail.com

ACHTUNG!!!! HOW TO BEAT INSURGENTS IN IRAQ- EVERY DAY

August 27, 2007
Simple –  give every Iraqi family an air ticket and green cards for each time they betray insurgents.Bring them home with us!

Half the country will betray and come here.

THIS REALLY, REALLY WILL WORK!!!  They want MacDonalds and blue jeans. Most of the world does.

PASS THIS AROUND — BECKJORD SAID IT.

Someone tell POTUS.

                                                 Jon-Erik Beckjord,MBA, Mensa member   925-385-0422

INSURGENTS WILL RETURN TO IRAQ WHEN WE LEAVE THINKING WE WON.

August 15, 2007
THIS “WINNING” THE SURGE IS SO INCREDIBLY DUMB, I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF.

Insurgents simply want to make us think we are winning, so we will eventually leave, thinking we “won” and then they will come flooding bac k to Iraq.

HOW STUPID CAN WE BE? SUSSMAN, RUSH, HANNITY, LEVIN,ETC.

HITTING AT INSURGENTS IS LIKE SMASHING MERCURY WITH A HAMMER. THE  PARTS JUST MOVE AROUND AND LATER REJOIN.Like the terminator movies.

Let’s just leave, we are not Islamic -we are the Infidel and we can never win on that basis.

Jon-Erik Beckjord, pundit.

US NEEDS MUSLIM GENERALS IN ARMY FOR TRUST WITH INSURGENTS

July 20, 2007
tHE Koran says to “Kill all infidels”. We are the infidel.Let us then have Muslim generals in charge.

It may help.

Jon-Erik Beckjord

ANTI-WAR KETCH NEEDS BACKERS FOR SF BAY

July 20, 2007
katch

  Help us get a dock for this ketch.

Donations accepted.

 Jon-Erik Beckjord, skipper

925-385-0422

VOTE FOR HILLARY AND YOU WILL GET BILL

July 20, 2007
Simply put,  if you vote for Hillary, you will get Bill again.

Go for Obama.

Jon-Erik Beckjord

TOM TANCREDO AND THE BOMBING OF MECCA IF WE GET ANOTHER 9/11

June 25, 2007

Tancredo, a presidential candidate, may never win his goal, but he does have a good idea to hold back  Islamic suitcase bombers. Let it be known we have missiles aimed at Mecca, and Medina, holy  sites for Islam, and these will be launched if we experience any second 9/11. Islamic insurgents and terrorists say it is Islam against the USA, not any specific Islamic country, so let us Tancredo’s idea to hold them  back.

To lose  Mecca and Medina are unthinkable for radical Islam. Let this be a consequence of what they might do. Let them know.

Jon-Erik Beckjord,MBA       monsterfinder@gmail.com