Archive for the ‘bad behavior’ Category

TIGER KILLS TOTAL MORON IN SAN FRANCISCO

December 27, 2007

12/25/07

OPEN UP THE DARWIN AWARDS. On xmas day, three morons went to the zoo, and two apparently linked arms with the third, who stood between the fence and the actual edge of the tiger pit, and threw down pine cones and sticks to harass the tiger. The tiger, fully justified, leaped up and grabbed onto the third moron, and the other two pulled up both tiger and the third moron. The tiger then killed the teasing idiot, and scratched the other two, who retreated 300 yards it is said. However, the tiger followed the blood trail and was about to kill the other two morons, when police shot the tiger with their pistols. A total waste of a good tiger’s life.

The weeping parents were shown on tv . I weep for the tiger. There is a basic rule in zoos –

‘ DON’T MESS WITH TIGERS! ‘

Note: it is unclear which guy helped  the other(s) and which provoked the tiger.

But it was not the tiger’s fault, either way. She was doing what tigers do.

Jon-Erik Beckjord, MBA, Mensa Member

monsterfinder@gmail.com

INTERNATIONAL NAME YOUR TEDDY MUHAMMED WEEK

December 1, 2007

In honor of the teacher in the Sudan who was sentenced to 15 days in jail

for letting her class name a teddy bear Muhammed , I hereby declare 

the week of Dec 1-7  to be INTERNATIONAL  NAME YOUR TEDDY MUHAMMED

WEEK. Buy a teddy bear, name it Muhammed and put it on your mantel, or rename

existing teddy bears with the new name.

 There is no evidence “Allah” exists,  nor that Muhammed was a prophet  of a real,

existing God.

 

You can also name your teddy Jesus, Krishna, Buddha, etc.  Any true God will not care.

 

Jon-Erik Beckjord, agnostic.    

 monsterfinder@gmail.com

FALSE CLAIMS OF VIOLENCE ON BIGFOOT EXPEDITION

November 18, 2007

In Sept, I held an expedition to the Sierras with a person I knew,(who dropped out at last minute) and with another that had told me that she had had many mental-hold arrests and was suicidal, even a former crack addict. She came from Happy Camp,CA, and I wanted to test whether a psychotic person would attract Bigfoot. (She did). However, she freaked out twice, and did 6 hrs of 110 decibel screaming, and hit me with a shovel. I left to protect myself, and she later claimed I had had hit her many times with a heavy, 3 cell, police flashlight weighing 3 lbs. At Jackson Hospital they found no marks and no bruises, and the police dismissed her claims. I never touched her. Later, other people she knew tipped me off that in the 70s, she had killed her own father and got off by an insanity plea. In Coalinga, CA. She revealed to me his name. Thomas Raymond B*ker.

She is now persisting in raving on her website in all CAPS letters, that I had hit her many times. There were no bruises then, nor now, except in her mind. I never touched her, I repeat. She has four kids, is divorced, and lost the kids. She lives in Happy Camp,CA and is 45, and her name is Tara B*ker H*uki. Not a good person to go camping with.

Jon-Erik Beckjord 925-385-0422

WHAT GEN PETRAEUS FORGETS ABOUT IRAQ

September 11, 2007

AS SOON AS WE (FINALLY) withdraw,  in 2-5 years, and actually leave 100%,

the insurgents, the Sunnis, the Shiites , those backed by Iran, Al Qeada,  and all the rest will

pop out of their holes and go at it ALL OVER AGAIN.  WHOM ARE WE FOOLING BESIDES OURSELVES?

THE MIDDLE EAST IS AN ENDLESS STEW OF VIOLENCE.  GET OUT NOW, AND BRING OUR SUPPORTERS WITH US. too many tribes, versions of Islam,  to ever be a democracy.

JON-ERIK BECKJORD ,  PUNDIT.   925-385-0422

INSURGENTS WILL RETURN TO IRAQ WHEN WE LEAVE THINKING WE WON.

August 15, 2007
THIS “WINNING” THE SURGE IS SO INCREDIBLY DUMB, I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF.

Insurgents simply want to make us think we are winning, so we will eventually leave, thinking we “won” and then they will come flooding bac k to Iraq.

HOW STUPID CAN WE BE? SUSSMAN, RUSH, HANNITY, LEVIN,ETC.

HITTING AT INSURGENTS IS LIKE SMASHING MERCURY WITH A HAMMER. THE  PARTS JUST MOVE AROUND AND LATER REJOIN.Like the terminator movies.

Let’s just leave, we are not Islamic -we are the Infidel and we can never win on that basis.

Jon-Erik Beckjord, pundit.

US NEEDS MUSLIM GENERALS IN ARMY FOR TRUST WITH INSURGENTS

July 20, 2007
tHE Koran says to “Kill all infidels”. We are the infidel.Let us then have Muslim generals in charge.

It may help.

Jon-Erik Beckjord

VOTE FOR HILLARY AND YOU WILL GET BILL

July 20, 2007
Simply put,  if you vote for Hillary, you will get Bill again.

Go for Obama.

Jon-Erik Beckjord

TOM TANCREDO AND THE BOMBING OF MECCA IF WE GET ANOTHER 9/11

June 25, 2007

Tancredo, a presidential candidate, may never win his goal, but he does have a good idea to hold back  Islamic suitcase bombers. Let it be known we have missiles aimed at Mecca, and Medina, holy  sites for Islam, and these will be launched if we experience any second 9/11. Islamic insurgents and terrorists say it is Islam against the USA, not any specific Islamic country, so let us Tancredo’s idea to hold them  back.

To lose  Mecca and Medina are unthinkable for radical Islam. Let this be a consequence of what they might do. Let them know.

Jon-Erik Beckjord,MBA       monsterfinder@gmail.com

BIRTH CONTROL FOR GAZA – URGENT & MANDATORY

June 25, 2007

GAZA,  run by Hamas , now a _defacto _  “Second Palestine”, is unlikely ever to reunite  with the West Bank, run by  Fatah, and  very unlikely to take over Israel and “drive all Jews into the sea”, faces ruin by  excess population.

Gaza has about 140 sq miles of land and 1.4 million people, or about 10,000 people per sq mile.

(NYC has 26,000 per sq mile, but does not need farms.)

It is now time to enforce mandatory birth control on all Gaza residents, similar to the Chinese laws that limit children per family to  one or two, depending on location. There is no morem land for Gaza, it will never take over Israel, Egypt does not want it and it will simply fester and explode.  Mandatory birth control is an idea whose time has come.

                        Jon-Erik Beckjord, MBA   monsterfinder@gmail.com

Bush fails to get it – nothing we do will work in Iraq

June 14, 2007

If we leave, it will be the same Sunni vs Shiite deal, just as in Gaza it will be Hamas vs Fatah forever.

The arabs are prone to infighting and will never stop.

Let’s get out of the way.

Jon-Erik Beckjord